“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” - Czech Proverb


“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. ” – Egyptian proverb


“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin


“Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.” – Winston Churchill


“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health. ” – Thomas Jefferson


You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline—it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. — Frank Zappa


“A man who lies about beer makes enemies”― Stephen King


“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry


~For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King” – William Shakespeare


“There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.” – Bill Carter


“Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.” – John Wayne


“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger


“Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson


Many of life’s great moments happen at the table, whether these be the tables in our homes, in our restaurants, or in our pubs. The world of beer, this great culture, is worthy of far more respect than it has ever enjoyed, and it is capable of producing far more joy than most people realize. - Garrett Oliver


A 7-course dinner, fries with a 6-pack


There is no beer in heaven, that's why we drink it here.


Water is only nice once it's passed through the brewery.


Never drink beer on your own, unless you are alone. 


Beer tastes always better when drunk with friends.